bitten tongue.

There is a pool of blood in my mouth from a bitten tongue.
Jun
26th
Thu
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Pretty McFly.
The future of footwear, and dunking of the hyping variety, has arrived: Nike is set to produce the shoe made famous by Back to the Future II, the 2015 edition of the Hyperdunk. (via /Film)

Pretty McFly.

The future of footwear, and dunking of the hyping variety, has arrived: Nike is set to produce the shoe made famous by Back to the Future II, the 2015 edition of the Hyperdunk. (via /Film)

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The Savior.
The Savior.
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Yes, it’s “weezy,” and it’s real.
Yes, it’s “weezy,” and it’s real.
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The Author as a Self-Obsessed.
The Author as a Self-Obsessed.
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Morgan, a Ventriloquist.
Morgan, a Ventriloquist.
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I wish I could take any credit for this.
I wish I could take any credit for this.
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Are You Afraid of the Racki?
Are You Afraid of the Racki?
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The Existential Quandary of Dan.
The Existential Quandary of Dan.
Jun
25th
Wed
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Apart from a seemingly glorious appearance by Stringer Bell himself and an even worse title, how is Guy Ritchie’s Rocknrolla any different from Snatch (or Lock, Stock)?  I know it’s the same complaint that has plagued Mr. Madonna since 2000, but the “structure” (at least in the trailer) seems to follow the exact same setup as Snatch, just replace “painting” with “diamonds” and subtract a nonsensical(ly cut) Brad Pitt.
And while he tries to inject a sense of anarchic mayhem with his actors and the camera, it gets overwhelmed by the stultifying number of characters and obscene number of “twists.”  If you want to compare a pure rush of fun and well-constructed convoluted plot with a myriad of characters, simply compare Gerard Butler bloody and laughing against the image of Brad Pitt with a bloody nose in Burn After Reading. (via AICN)

Apart from a seemingly glorious appearance by Stringer Bell himself and an even worse title, how is Guy Ritchie’s Rocknrolla any different from Snatch (or Lock, Stock)?  I know it’s the same complaint that has plagued Mr. Madonna since 2000, but the “structure” (at least in the trailer) seems to follow the exact same setup as Snatch, just replace “painting” with “diamonds” and subtract a nonsensical(ly cut) Brad Pitt.

And while he tries to inject a sense of anarchic mayhem with his actors and the camera, it gets overwhelmed by the stultifying number of characters and obscene number of “twists.”  If you want to compare a pure rush of fun and well-constructed convoluted plot with a myriad of characters, simply compare Gerard Butler bloody and laughing against the image of Brad Pitt with a bloody nose in Burn After Reading. (via AICN)

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And, clearly the highlight:
Morgan, The Man Who Laughs.

And, clearly the highlight:

Morgan, The Man Who Laughs.

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Will, 2008.
Will, 2008.
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Dan and Elizabeth (Joeblogs), 2008.
Dan and Elizabeth (Joeblogs), 2008.
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Playing with cameras like grown-ups tonight: A series.
Craig, 2008.

Playing with cameras like grown-ups tonight: A series.

Craig, 2008.

Jun
24th
Tue
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Could Eagle Eye (nee North by Northwest), the Beef’s next with DJ Disturbia Caruso, be incredible (if color-timed like the Beef’s epic fail last summer)?  The trailer makes me think… maybe this could be good.
Could Eagle Eye (nee North by Northwest), the Beef’s next with DJ Disturbia Caruso, be incredible (if color-timed like the Beef’s epic fail last summer)?  The trailer makes me think… maybe this could be good.
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Do you ever feel like fears of an imminent Rapture are merely overgrown adolescent egocentrism?