bitten tongue.

There is a pool of blood in my mouth from a bitten tongue.
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For a while now, one of my friend Morgan’s favorite jokes has been the John Grisham opus Playing for Pizza, where a choker football player flees to the obscure refuge of the Italian Football League.  Presumably the IFL is so bankrupt it pays its players with a delicious combination of dough, sauce, and cheese; whether pizza is a viable currency in the currently chaotic Italian markets remains unknown.
In a stroke of genius, Phoenix Pictures has optioned the book, looking to bring this heart-warming tale of comraderie, hope, and brick ovens to the big screen.  John Grisham could write the local police blotter for the Alleghany Times and still get it adapted. 

For a while now, one of my friend Morgan’s favorite jokes has been the John Grisham opus Playing for Pizza, where a choker football player flees to the obscure refuge of the Italian Football League.  Presumably the IFL is so bankrupt it pays its players with a delicious combination of dough, sauce, and cheese; whether pizza is a viable currency in the currently chaotic Italian markets remains unknown.

In a stroke of genius, Phoenix Pictures has optioned the book, looking to bring this heart-warming tale of comraderie, hope, and brick ovens to the big screen.  John Grisham could write the local police blotter for the Alleghany Times and still get it adapted.